Freddy Pharkas Frontier Pharmacist

By: Sierra

Type: Software (boxed)

Product Line: Computer Games (Sierra)

Last Stocked on 5/15/2024

Product Info

Title
Freddy Pharkas Frontier Pharmacist
Publisher
Sub-category
Publish Year
1994
Dimensions
7.5x9.5x1.5"
NKG Part #
2148134265

Description

Strap on your spurs for a saga that skewers every Western under the sun, In this outrageous comedy set in the Old West. The year is 1888. The place is Coarsegold, California, after the gold has run out. Catastrophe and calamity sashay through town like a couple of dance hall floozies, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting townsfolk and guileless ovines alike.

You are Freddy Pharkas, beloved town pharmacist, who must stop a string of disasters threatening all you hold dear. Armed with pestles and pistols, you defend your bucolic burg from arson, stampedes, hired guns, riverboat gamblers, and even terminal flatulence! Jokes and gags flow through this adventure faster than chill through a cowpoke. Sure as shootin' Al Lowe has rustled up another gut-busting adventure that'll make you fall out of the saddle with laughter!

  • Hear real "perfessional" thespians lower their standards to Al Lowe's level. Sing along with the uproariously funny (and entirely forgettable) "Ballad of Freddy Pharkas."
  • Fix what ails you with the enclosed free copy of The Home Medical Advisor (1881 Edition).
  • Wince, chortle, guffaw and snicker at references stolen from every Hollywood Western ever made.
  • Experience a melodious medley of stunning sound effects: the jingle-jangle of spurs, the zing of flying bullets, (the rumble of distressed horse bellies), through enhanced CD-ROM sound.

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