How to Be a Complete Bastard

By: Paul Lamond Games

Type: Boxed Game

Product Line: Board Games (Paul Lamond)

Last Stocked on 10/18/2024

Product Info

Title
How to Be a Complete Bastard
Publisher
Category
Publish Year
1987
Dimensions
8x9x3"
NKG Part #
2147918477
Type
Age Range
16 Years and Up
# Players
2 - 6 Players
Game Length
30 - 60 Minutes

Description

The board represents a lavatory system. The winner of the game is the player least far down the system when his first opponent arrives in the sewage works at the end. There are three packs of Bastard Cards. Most cards contain an unpleasant dare which either you or your opponent is required to perform. Failure to perform the dare satisfactorily leads to a move forward as directed down the lavatory system. The other cards allow you to fend off dares, miss turns or simple move any opponents piece you choose.

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